Scads Of Blind Items! Coke, Whoring, And Bestiality!

Categories: Celebs

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All right, I made a hideous joke by using the above photo of a blind character.

Get over it and dive into some even more tasteless tidbits.

It's this week's column, a cavalcade of anonymous skanking which will have you guessing with one hand while pulling out your hair with the other.

Let me hit you with just four for starters:


*Which wife of a conservative senator said to the wife of another conservative senator, "Callista Gingrich is a whore"?

*Which Oscar winner yelled at an assistant, "Why are you looking at me? Look at the wall!?" (Advice well taken.)

*Which really old Broadway legend tells friends that she only got pregnant because her ex-athlete husband punctured holes in her diaphragm?

*Which late socialite's daughter...? (No, I can't even go through with this one again. Just check out the column. It's the bestiality one. You'll gag on whatever dead animal you're eating.)


One more question:

Whet yet?



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4 comments
nostradavid
nostradavid

Titillate me with tawdry tasteless tidbits. If only we could be a "hack" like thee.  

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

Too, too divoon! Know that Carol Channing and her political cartoonist son have been estranged for some time.

Libi
Libi

This is one of your best. Tons of fun!!!

Pier
Pier

"Anonymous skanking"! My favorite!!

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