Strange Happenings In Tom Cruise's Building

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First of all, the media is wrong in continually stating that Tom Cruise has a townhouse on 12th Street.

The reality is it's a duplex on 13th Street, in the American Felt Building, where American Psycho author Bret Easton Ellis also lives.

My sources say Tom bought the place after doing Risky Business, so it has sentimental value for him and he'll never get rid of it, even if he's not really there a lot of the time. (And now Katie won't be there at all anymore.)

They also joke that since it's a rooftop duplex, it's easy access to the spaceship.

(It's a big Scientology building.)

But anyway, on a whole other note, there were some icky happenings in the building three years ago.

Someone who owned a co-op there would find that his apartment had been broken into--with no signs of break-in--and his appliances were all burned out and not working.

Or his Venetian blind cords were weirdly tied together.

Or his furniture was rearranged and personal photos and books had been taken.

The man went through all the proper channels to get to the bottom of it and to find justice, but no one could help.

Someone wanted him to leave.

He eventually did so.

For an exit vehicle, he simply chose the elevator to the lobby.


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13 comments
Libraesque
Libraesque

The Manson family did these types of things before going on their killing sprees......oh wait....Charles Manson was a $cientologist at one point

Guest
Guest

Scientology has its British headquarters in Surrey, I believe. That's probably the main reason Tom chose the name. Maybe Ms. Holmes is trying to distance herself from the organization as much as possible. I'm not a fan of primary names that sound like nicknames. But at least when her daughter asks "Mum, why am I called Scout?," Katie can claim she's a big fan of Harper Lee, Demi Moore, and Thin Mints. That's better than the explanation behind Suri.

whaaaa?
whaaaa?

"It's a big Scientology building." What does that mean, exactly? Do a lot of Scientologists live there? 

SmallChange
SmallChange

Dude should get some super covert surveillance equipment in there, STAT.

Parvenu
Parvenu

They obviously resort to fear tactics to take over real estate and build a tax free empire. Scary. Stay away from the American Felt Up building.

SmallChange
SmallChange

Maybe someone with Scientology superpowers put radiation in the walls like Fire Starter and all the appliances blew? *See Ortega's series and comments for other fantastical stories.

Amuncillo
Amuncillo

Please be afraid of this phoney religious cult. They only exist to avoid paying taxes and to brainwash its members and steal the lower members money.

Whompers
Whompers

PS: Katie is now calling Suri "Scout" as in the To Kill a Mockingbird character. Even Suri is better than Scout!

Ulu
Ulu

Some "religions" like to acquire real estate by any means.

Michael Tomasetti
Michael Tomasetti

This sounds like a scene right out of Bret Easton Ellis's book Imperial Bedrooms.  Maybe it was him. He's a dark, twisted guy.

Darfive
Darfive

This is right out of that Julia Roberts movie Sleeping with the Enemy.

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