The Chelsea Cruise: Here's How It Works

Categories: Gaaaaayyyyyy

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There's still a handful of gay guys left in Chelsea, and they continue to engage in cruising rituals like dinosaurs roaming the terrain for one last stomping party.

And I know for a fact how they play the cruising game because I got ensnared into it by chance just last night.

As they walk towards you on the street, they dart their head down, as if to scream the fact that you are not to glance their way, even by accident.

Suddenly they're Katy Perry and you're the limo driver, and you're feeling extremely dissed and shut out, deprived of your eyes' legal right to some casual candy.

But then right after they pass you, they swivel their head around to look at you and see if you're checking them out!

How do I know this? Because after a guy darted his head down on 18th Street last night, I turned around to check him out and saw that he'd swiveled his head to look at me!

Talk about mixed messages.

Here's what I figure the psychology is:

"Don't look at me, don't look at me, don't look at me, don't even think of looking at me."

Followed by "Did he look at me?"

God, gays are so sick!

Romney may be right.


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anonTWO
anonTWO

 No, Miss Montgomery I have not" been to New York".  I was born and raised in a little part of this city known as Brooklyn, perhaps you've heard of it? I feel confident in saying YOU PEOPLE who come to our fair city strut around as if you invented sex. FYI, you were not that hot in that little hick town you are originally from and you're not hot here. Stop playing games.

VonD
VonD

Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx, Jersey City, Hoboken, and more who aren't among the gazillionariat will be fleeing once those High Line-esque rents rise a bit more!

VonD
VonD

Romney is so right he's wrong, girl! Beast needs to go back to wherever he came from and leave the country alone. These gay sistas you're talking about just need to stop fronting, though. They know they want but have to act like they don't want it! But they WANT IT. Just you be unbebothered and go on about your business, and you'll get it. Cause you know you will!

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

 Um...have you been to New York?  If so, when you got back home, the local "hot" folks don't compare....the "hot" ones flock here...ergo, the cruise thang.

anonTWO
anonTWO

people in new york behave as if they are hotter than fire and invented sex. everyone is after the, they're so hot and so above it all!

Jack
Jack

Hells Kitchen.

Allen Firth
Allen Firth

You're right!  Today they check "Missed Connections" on CL.

Allen Firth
Allen Firth

So cruising hasn't changed much since the early 1970s it appears.... Just the neighborhood.

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