The Two Sexiest Guys In Show Biz/Media Right Now

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I hate to turn into a blithering fangurl, but my top two hotties right now are practically making me develop acne, braces, and a diary.

Choice one is Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who has come a long way from child stardom, rising up with the Dark Knight, though it was in 2010's cult film Hesher that he was at his most head spinningly eye popping (or maybe head poppingly eye spinning).

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My other choice is Jack Dorsey, the Twitter founder who is lithe, structured, brilliant, and super hot in a wily sort of way. And I'm so glad I said all that in less than 160 characters!

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10 comments
Dezmo
Dezmo

we will never fight over men that's for sure Michael. :))

playbook-video
playbook-video

lol...are you a man or a woman? your taste is very different, I like.

Pizzaface
Pizzaface

So the first one is too dirty and the second one is too clean? Make up your mind.

LIMEN !
LIMEN !

Oh moma, talk about hot lookin dirty white boy. That first photo of Josph in his white briefs. That treasure-trail. Dude are you ready for your tongue-bath? I'm not in to jack Dorsey. to clean cut. Iwant a real man . Not some new age clean cut. I like a real man, sweat and long hair. The tats are a little tacky. But the the dude can keep that I'm here, and cume and get it look all night long. And I would bet he is!

Rlblackwell
Rlblackwell

Will forever be grateful for JGL in "Mysterious Skin"  Helped me to understand my history and the myriad ways very strong early sexual experience can shape later behavior.  Great film, brave performance.  

SmallChange
SmallChange

What took you so long to love Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mr. Johnny come lately? (pun intended)

Guest
Guest

Right there with you on Mysterious Skin.  Depressing but still hot.

Jcrain
Jcrain

Haven't seen (or heard of) Hesher. But try to catch him in Mysterious Skin, if you haven't. Anyone who can almost make you forget River Phoenix in My Own Private Idaho (and make anything Leo DiCaprio has ever done worth forgetting) has been growing up right.

Oink
Oink

Terrible taste. But, regardless, I'd do em both... At the same time.

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