Anti-Gay Pastor Busted For Public Masturbation

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Well, at least it was sex with himself.

But still, it was near a children's playground, which was probably not the smart thing for Reverend Grant Storms to do, especially since Storms is known for riling up the New Orleans people for his "perversions weeps" targeting gays and other alleged sinners.

Storms' lawyers had a great argument, though.

While they didn't deny he was playing with himself in public, they took pains to note that he never exposed his penis!

A classy guy all the way!


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10 comments
jdturner
jdturner

I live in New Orleans and remember Rev. Stroms well from his rampage through the French Quarter.  He used to dress up in a Santa suit and walk around with a video camera.  Everyone tried to ignore him.  He filmed boyfriends holding hands and friends hugging each other and tried to pass it off as deviance.  Nothing like the justice of well-placed irony!

Siniful
Siniful

@urban_gypsy Haven't these people discovered THE INTERNET yet? So stupid.

jlswrightwny
jlswrightwny

@mikeymusto I think you're mistaken, Christians don't masturbate.

Clarketacular
Clarketacular

@tartqueen Because they have spent a long long time repressing their inner desires. It’s not good for you.

ahoychrispineda
ahoychrispineda

@mikeymusto sad to think some will classify him as a closet case. You know because "homosexuals are such sexual deviants."

bethesda
bethesda

PS: Those poor children that had to see that! Let's hope the next "perversion sweep" drives Storms right out of the country.

bethesda
bethesda

Another hypocrite bites the dust.

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