Michael Phelps Vs. Mark Spitz: Who's Hotter In Trunks?

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First I'll present a few shots of Michael Phelps, the all-time Olympic record breaker, fresh out of the water.

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And now here's the 1960s and '70s legend Mark Spitz.

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Which of these two most aggressively speeds your heart in a Speedo?



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12 comments
dcluvr
dcluvr

Problem is Michael Phelps face...ugly!!!  I'll take Mark Spitz any day!

eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

It's Michael Phelps by a country mile.  Just one problem, though.  Nothing much shows

up front.

Parker
Parker

Spitz.

 

Oh, why couldn't Phelps be named Michael Swallow?

teleny23
teleny23

Phelps, most definitely. Spitz just looks like a porn star. Also, he's rather thin -- he doesn't look quite aquatic enough. Besides, Phelps looks just as good in a shark suit as he does in a Speedo.

nostradavid
nostradavid

I would enjoy hitting on a bong with Michael,

but I would have loved to just hit on Mark.

rsvp1056
rsvp1056

I had a hardon for him through the entire 1972 Olympics! Nature. Nurture. Who the fuck cares. Spits was gorgeous! Thanks MM for the memory...

RobertAllenFirth
RobertAllenFirth

Oh, Mark Spitz was so dreamy in 1972.  That poster was to every gay teenager what Farrah Fawcett's was (with the exception that it was okay for your son to have Farrah's poster in his bedroom).

bethesda
bethesda

Spitz has always been the hottest athlete to me, but maybe it's just me.

blissbaby
blissbaby

Phelps is meatier but Spitz is sexier.

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