First I'll present a few shots of Michael Phelps, the all-time Olympic record breaker, fresh out of the water.
And now here's the 1960s and '70s legend Mark Spitz.
Which of these two most aggressively speeds your heart in a Speedo?
Problem is Michael Phelps face...ugly!!! I'll take Mark Spitz any day!
It's Michael Phelps by a country mile. Just one problem, though. Nothing much shows
Oh, why couldn't Phelps be named Michael Swallow?
Phelps, most definitely. Spitz just looks like a porn star. Also, he's rather thin -- he doesn't look quite aquatic enough. Besides, Phelps looks just as good in a shark suit as he does in a Speedo.
phelps! he likes mary jane!
I would enjoy hitting on a bong with Michael,
but I would have loved to just hit on Mark.
I had a hardon for him through the entire 1972 Olympics! Nature. Nurture. Who the fuck cares. Spits was gorgeous! Thanks MM for the memory...
Oh, Mark Spitz was so dreamy in 1972. That poster was to every gay teenager what Farrah Fawcett's was (with the exception that it was okay for your son to have Farrah's poster in his bedroom).
Spitz hands down.
Spitz was the 70s poster boy for clones.
Spitz has always been the hottest athlete to me, but maybe it's just me.
Phelps is meatier but Spitz is sexier.