Calvin Klein's Ex Boy Toy Is Writing A Tell-All! Here Are My Thoughts

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Remember when I wrote that Calvin Klein was nuts to throw a gala party toasting his love for ex-porn player Nick Gruber (a writeup which resulted in a hailstorm of criticism, everyone calling me a horrible Puritan who was holding back progress)?

Please. I'm all for people loving whoever they want--within reason--but when you start to act as if something like this is the real thing, you're embarrassing yourself.

Have your late-life crisis in private!

Make any arrangement you want, but don't invite VIP names to celebrate it.

And I was right.

The couple took a break, then Gruber was arrested for assault and cocaine possession this April, and after rehab, he was sentenced to 20 days of community service.

And now he's writing a book that threatens to unveil seamy details about his life with Calvin.

Are you happy, Cal?

Do you see what you got yourself into?

After even reportedly paying for the kid's rehab?

Anyway, I'm going to avoid cheap jokes like "Shouldn't Nick read a book?"

Instead, I'm going to urge him to not come off like a trashy spoilsport.

Be a little kind with Calvin, hon.

I mean, sort of like Katie Holmes, you knew what kind of thing you were getting into and you certainly milked it, relied on it, and let it add to your resume (while also making Calvin very happy, at least until the fuckups).

Why not walk away from this arrangement with a little class rather than throwing dirt just out of revenge or opportunism?

But either way, we'll definitely read it!



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LongDongSlong
LongDongSlong

Let's not blame the ex porn star hooker (whatever) Nick Gruber for doing what he has to do to support himself. You go Nick Gruber.  

 

He might want to network with Calvin's super rich gay buddy (let's call him DG) whose ex hooker long dong slong teenage runaway (let's call him MO Akin)  worked it and worked it real good.  

 

He's one ex hooker Gruber should know because they have a similar history (meet the rich old gay trolling for beautiful 20 year olds who eventually will pay for Hazelton bill) Nick, I am sure if you'd tone it down a little Calvin will be happy to get you into an pay your college, graduate school, and law school bills. He owes it to you for all the good d*&&k you gave him.  Right!?

 

Sorry, I have very little respect from for these rich old gay trolls for twinks at age 70 - sort of nasty.

nostradavid
nostradavid

It's too bad Calvin wasn't bitten by David Bowie 

in The Hunger. "In return, the guys don't age."

Their love scene would have been less vulgar

than the current results of his past facelifts. 

Is that collagen frosting on the cake?

 

RobertAllenFirth
RobertAllenFirth

I have a feeling Calvin's lawyers will put a stop to this before a single word is .... texted.  ;-)

Timmee
Timmee

So is Calvin paying for the ghost writer as well?

BetteD
BetteD

That photo reminds me of Weekend With (At?) Bernie('S?) with my Klein as you-know-who.

williamHK
williamHK

Calvin's cheek implants are terrible!

JamesJetsOften
JamesJetsOften

@mikeymusto agree w/every line except the last one. Well-said sir (as always), but #Gruber is still today's personal #brand #disaster.

PamiWilloughby
PamiWilloughby

@mikeymusto but Calvin Klein has gotten away without anyone singing, for his whole life, guess it took just one..he thought he was above it

SavannahMontgomery
SavannahMontgomery

Class??? KLASSS??? What ever happend to...(oh, never mind)..."We" all know what this is/was a classic "I know it's bad, and that ain't good...but I want it" (hey, I'm old) situation.  All parties got what they wanted...Calvin ain't sweating the "book".  It just makes his (franchised) brand better...(jealously looking at Ambercombie&Fitch)

PamiWilloughby
PamiWilloughby

@mikeymusto It's sad is what it is. Confidentiality agreements should be a must in these situations. He was living the life Da Nile...

anonTWO
anonTWO

my favorite mid life crisis moment from CK was the time he lurched out onto Madison Square Garden and tried to get Latrell Sprewell ( of all people!) into a head lock!

latenitebump
latenitebump

wow! can't wait. this is going to be bigger than fork on the left; knife in the back!

 

a little class? doesn't sell in america. try a little trash.

good girls go to heaven. bad girls go everywhere.

capitalism at its finest.

bling! or ka ching!

 

 

anonTWO
anonTWO

I agree. I also think Mr Klein could have got MORE for his money.

The boy toy is just a prostie with the face of a sheep.

Don't throw good money after bad trade.

bethesda
bethesda

You were so right that this was doomed and people shouldn't have been having a big old party for it. But that's true of so many relationships like this.

ladybug9
ladybug9

Agreed! He should walk away with whatever class is left.

BetteD
BetteD

 @BetteD

 It was Weekend at Bernies, and that should read Mr. Klein and not my Klein (Freudian slip?  Gag, I hope not).  T stand corrected by myself!

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