Pat Robertson Defies Gays To Pop Babies Out Of Their Butts

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And he doesn't mean just gerbil babies!

Thanks to the Christian Nightmares site, here's the esteemed Pat's message in regard to the anti-biblical protest that's been raging against Chick Fil-A:


"I defy these homosexuals to bring forth a baby from that part of the anatomy which they concentrate on.

"When that happens, I will change everything I'm saying."


In other words, he wants us to magically pop babies out of our anuses before we can get human rights!

Well, Pat, you can't perform that trick either, but we're not saying you shouldn't get married (though maybe...).

It takes a woman to produce such an action--and guess what?

Lesbians happen to be women!

And people who give up their babies for adoption (you know, to be taken by people like gays) are women!

And people who gay mens' sperm impregnates are women!

Just like with your own jizz!

So it all works out!

By your ridiculous logic, a straight couple that biologically isn't able to have children would be an abomination, even if they adopt!

And when was underpopulation the big problem overtaking the planet anyway?

Shut up Pat, and go back to your second-rate shake.

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10 comments
BetteD
BetteD

Please, no more comments about Pat Robertson's jizz!  Thank you.

nostradavid
nostradavid

Fred Phelps with a satellite & cable network.

latenitebump
latenitebump

modern science will achieve that in no time.

Used2BMelinda9
Used2BMelinda9

wtf - you would think he would know that babies don't come out of the butt.

ladybug9
ladybug9

 @Used2BMelinda9 He does know that. That's what he's saying. Since gay men can't create babies out of their bodies, he feels they don't deserve rights, according to the bible. It's insane. Musto's response is spot on.

Used2BMelinda9
Used2BMelinda9

 @ladybug9 sorry i was just trying to be sarcastic. Because straight men can't give birth out of their butts, yet he has no problem with them marrying women. But as Michael said, since when was giving birth been a requirement for marriage.

Used2BMelinda9
Used2BMelinda9

 @ladybug9make that 'when  HAS giving birth...' Losing the ability to edit comments is taking a lot of getting used to (for me).

ladybug9
ladybug9

Wasn't there a pregnant man who went on talk shows? He can destroy Pat's whole argument.

jackson30
jackson30 topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

Quelle douche. And who said we all concentrate on our butts anyway????

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