Paul Ryan Has Amazing Biceps!

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As many had guessed by the ripples under his shirt, Paul Ryan--Mittens' choice for Vice President--has bulging biceps and looks great with his limbs out.

He's a devotee of a certain fitness regimen that keeps your body fat low and your muscle tone high.

And this is positively inspiring, but I'm a little bit confused.

Judging from his workout, Ryan is obviously a gay man!

So why does he hate on the gays so much?

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SouthernDave
SouthernDave

Ryan has always had a gay vibe about him, an impression that posing muscle-to-muscle with

Murleen Girleen here does nothing to dispel. Where did this shot come from? An old issue of Physique Pictorial?

It's like an old movie magazine still of beefcake agent Henry Willson's clients frisking about.

Finance_nerd
Finance_nerd

@SeeScottJump 1,000 thank yous. Now to find a picture of him shirtless. I'm on a quest to find out if he's hairy or not.

RobertAllenFirth
RobertAllenFirth topcommenter

Obviously sign language for "We met in the steam room!  Hope to see you there!"

DDTL10
DDTL10

@mikeymusto They look like they're Vogueing like it's 1990!!

obeyvonlmo
obeyvonlmo

I'm hopeing that LogCabinRepubs will sponsor a Derek/Hansel themed pose down between Paulie & Aaron Schock, Anne Coulter moderating natch.

optoutreplay
optoutreplay

@mikeymusto gay fascist lust ,eh...? das booty inda trucky.....

sevierhere
sevierhere

@mikeymusto who cares....maybe he can open a gym when this is over

latenitebump
latenitebump topcommenter

the one on the left looks like the phantom from scooby doo. and the one on the right looks like casey kasem.

strike a pose. vogue.

fanseaartist
fanseaartist

@mikeymusto all the better to kick Granny out of her home with!

bethesda
bethesda

And so does the facelifted queen on the left.

bethesda
bethesda like.author.displayName 1 Like

He makes my skin crawl!!!

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