Come And Get Your Topless Kate Middleton Photos

Categories: Scandal

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Here they are, loveys!

Don't they look like marvelous little crumpets in the sun?

Or maybe like some bangers waiting for some mash?

And lord knows what kind of Shepherd's pie the woman has!

And isn't this all rather appalling, darlings, especially on the bare heels of Prince Harry's magic eight balls?

By the way, if you want to hear some of the better tweets on the topic, here are two:

"Aren't Kate Middleton's breasts technically public domain since they work for the government?"

And:

"RT this if you think that was a terrible invasion of Kate Middleton's privacy...but if you still had a look anyway."

Show of hands.

Hey, where are your hands?


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7 comments
Processed
Processed

I wonder how much the photographer received for these...

BetteD
BetteD

I would much prefer to see Will's  royal pee-pee (and don't those guys work out?  Both he and his randy nekkid naughty brother have nothing bods, they look like twinks!)

Clamidia69
Clamidia69

The best photo of Kate Middleton's tits can be found at www.clamidiablog.wordpress.com. Also one of Prince Harry's cock. (adult humour)

jackson30
jackson30

Prince Philip showed his old junk? Ewww.

SouthernDave
SouthernDave

Twits and twats -- that's the British royal family.

 

Didn't anyone learn anything from the Fergie toe-sucking photos?

 

So in the past week alone, you've got pix of Naked Numbskull Harry, Prince Phillip showing his ancient junk in a kilt and now Kate's sweet little tits.

And -- supposedly -- there are also photos of the vacationing royal couple coupling.

 

There IS no privacy anymore, especially for those in the public eye of a telephoto lens.

 

Don't their security people brief them on risky, frisky behavior?

blissbaby
blissbaby

I adore your culinary references. So incredibly apt. Now what can we say about Prince Harry's speecy spicy meatballs?

bwaybill
bwaybill

She looks quite lovely. (I guess this was before she realized she was suing.)

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