Is Honey Boo Boo Child The Reincarnation Of Truman Capote?

Categories: Open Questions

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That's the titillating question posed by a thread on the gossip site datalounge.com.

Says the thread's querulous author:


"Sometimes, when she looks into the camera and cocks her head after making some campy little remark, I can see the monster in her trying to get out.

"I really think it could be true.

"Truman Capote, who spent his life chatting up and trying to destroy his society friends, is a chubby little pageant princess reincarnated into a family of rednecks in Georgia.

"Karma."

Ridiculous! Absurd! A bigger stretch than Lindsay playing Liz!

No, wait a minute....

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17 comments
misscackles
misscackles

@gillianlanyon Why it was my absolute pleasure ;)

Julia_Vyse
Julia_Vyse

@gillianlanyon wait, you're not the reincarnation of Truman Capote? #friendshipreevaluation

The_Yeti_Knows
The_Yeti_Knows

Its her slobbering moose of a pie eating mother that has me all moist.... any opening scene where a grown 367lb woman poops her drawers definitely has Binding Laden doin YOGA on the floor of the Indian ocean.

ladybug9
ladybug9

And, as Musto said on FB, "In Cold Boo Boo."

ladybug9
ladybug9

Waiting for her book "Coupons at Tiffany"

jtowsen
jtowsen

@njacksontucker Hey I already tweeted that. I don't get any credit?

PhillyRob
PhillyRob

He certainly liked his "go go juice".  

LAURAMORE4
LAURAMORE4

@mikeymusto Truman Capote is now a "chubby little pageant princess reincarnated into a family of rednecks in Georgia." Karma? That's harsh!

CafeMuscato
CafeMuscato

@mikeymusto Easy to prove/disprove - just introduce her to Pss. Lee Radziwell. If all hell breaks loose, she's def TC...

akakarenwilson
akakarenwilson

@mikeymusto I'd love to see Honey Boo Boo star in a remake of Murder By Death!

mylestanzer
mylestanzer

@RosieGray idk seems really likely, tough call

KWNYC
KWNYC

Well, Truman WAS the inspiration for Dill in "To Kill a Mockingbird."

DEJAVUREFINERY
DEJAVUREFINERY

@mikeymusto FUCKING GEEEEENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my @oprah yell)

jackson30
jackson30

But Truman's estate should probably sue.

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