Monica Lewinsky Will Reveal Everything

Categories: Politics

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You thought she would just go silent into that good night?

Nope.

While Bill Clinton carries on as a great statesman, ex-intern Monica Lewinsky, now 39, apparently still feels scandalized as the girl under the table.

So she's supposedly telling all for money!

Monica is reportedly penning a book which will reveal the President's penchant for three-ways, orgies, and sex toys.

Also, the way he talked about how there was no sex in his marriage and he was sure Hilary was looking for love elsewhere.

And Monica discusses the pain of having to terminate her pregnancy--not the result of servicing Bill, mind you; there was some Pentagon guy.

(Monica obviously loved being in the seat of power.)

I feel she will tell some truths and make some money.

And Bill will still be a great statesman.

And sadly, she'll still be known as the girl under the table.

But an author too!


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17 comments
anonTWO
anonTWO

what is left to tell?  the POUS, leader of the free world is entitled to all the pussy he can eat.

Lewinsky was available, VERY available and she serviced the Commander in Chief.

Was no romance or love affair, just a quickie.

This is worth writing about?

SavannahMontgomery
SavannahMontgomery

Is she trying to become the Sukreet Gabel of the presidential mistress set?

latenitebump
latenitebump

jewish girls DO do it!

yeah! monica, tell us how you worked those nuts and drove him wild with your electrifying, throbbing tongue. and what president cum tastes like. just do a re-enactment dvd. how you stalked the president.

how to give good head for the president in your life for dummy´s by monica books.

the monica lewinsky gel.

 

RobertAllenFirth
RobertAllenFirth

I guess her handbag line didn't do so well.  Sad that she has to resort to this.

nance
nance

No doubt encouraged by the runaway success of the Reille Hunter story, a publisher is about to pay millions of dollars to  give the public a story about a woman whose only claim to fame is that she sucked a man's  $%^^&..   What a shame she is going for the money.  Her silence these past years gave her a quiet dignity that spoke well for her.  

PhillipMcKrevis
PhillipMcKrevis

Ashley Dupre used the Client 9 scandal to her advantage, Paris Hilton launched a whole career on a crotch shot! Lewinsky has nothing to complain about except a lack of creativity.

RealNYer
RealNYer

Monica is showing bad form. Not one of Nixon's six women ever wrote a book and that was one president that was put thru the ringer.

Marinkapm
Marinkapm

@mikeymusto Pathetic.Read The Whistleblower for skinny on Clinton.Ask Monica what planters is or better yet ask Bill. http://t.co/11W1XO8D

nostradavid
nostradavid

A predatory fellatio artist tells all.  

jackson30
jackson30

I actually feel for money but I'm sad if she has to resort to this to make money (and/or get back at Bill).

stevematic
stevematic

Gratefully, it's not Paula "He presented himself to me in an unprofessional manner" Jones doing the Blow-n-Tell.

DavidsUniverse
DavidsUniverse

@mikeymusto I KNEW @billclinton liked a nice dildo! Cigars get soggy.

GrandmaDuckee
GrandmaDuckee

@mikeymusto Sounds like she's "scandalizing" herself.

GingerBredhaus
GingerBredhaus

@mikeymusto Well, slap my ass and call me Monny!

The_Yeti_Knows
The_Yeti_Knows

@anonTWO.... Good thing they didn't get your crosseyed neighbor to put down her bucket of corn poan and scribble down a description of your zucchini party.

The_Yeti_Knows
The_Yeti_Knows

@latenitebump. You had me at electrifying throbbing tongue.

The_Yeti_Knows
The_Yeti_Knows

@nostradavid The nightmare of every cone receiver alive... that and sloppy spillage and a big mouth... not in a good way big mouth, at least not after.... Wonder if she gave esophagus, cause that's worth a little spillage, at least in my village.

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