Morrissey Rushes To The Aid Of An Old Lady

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At the Strand bookstore, where old-school print thingies (called "books") are on sale for discounted prices, Brit singer Morissey was perusing through the photography section the other day, as our friends at queerty.com relate.

While the warbler of odes and regrets was browsing, an elderly lady customer collapsed to the ground, but Morrissey didn't just stand there and get even more depressed.

He rushed to the woman's aid, offering her all sorts of water and assistance, which she nobly declined when she came to, gently touching him on the cheek by way of gratitude.

The lady didn't seem to know who Morrissey was, but she was delighted by his kindness nonetheless.

Which brings to mind two questions:

So Morrissey's fans aren't that old.

And why couldn't he--and even the old broad--have sauntered over to the non-fiction table and bought some of my discounted books?

It would have helped my numbers, and that would have truly been an act of kindness.


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11 comments
nostradavid
nostradavid

Once a boy scout - always a boy scout.

He would have helped her across the street, too.

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Payola will help move some books off the discount rack.

Have LiLo photographed with your book at her next accident.

carltheodoredreyer
carltheodoredreyer

Well don't forget Andy Williams fucked, sucked, and ate out Kay Thompson when he was 18.  At least he didn't do it to Eloise.

_twin2t
_twin2t

@carlquintanilla is that the leader of the Egypt? :-)

williamHK
williamHK

I agree with Elvis Costello who said of him "he can write lyrics, but not a song."

at.MartinNYID
at.MartinNYID

just because you are able to feel doesn't mean you are unfeeling.

MLanzalott
MLanzalott

@carlquintanilla I saw the Smiths #awesome

bwaybill
bwaybill

He was probably always nice, just a little on the moody side, lol.

blissbaby
blissbaby

The old warbler has gotten nice???

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