The Blonds Make A Splash For Fashion Week

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As always, the Fashion Week place to be was the Blonds show at Milk Studios (part of MADE Fashion Week), where a glitzy crowd thrilled to the array of bouncy bodices laced with stars, beads, flowers, and other adorable adornments.

The models tended to look like walking chandeliers, strutting lipstick tubes, and other enviable objects d'art.

The fast paced effect was like a meteor covered in glitter that shot from the skies right up into your face.

And Phillipe Blond topped it all off by sporting a chic version of "Jaws" jutting out of his midsection. (See photo below.)

In the crowd, Paris Hilton and Adam Lambert were beaming, while Amanda Lepore looked utterly sensible in a floor-length condom dress.

"I wanted it to be more see-through," Amanda admitted, "but I feel feminine--and safe.

"The designer put silicone into the dress."

Just like the designer of Amanda's body!

As for me?

I wore my green, scaly coat, and told at least five reporters, "I dressed like a dinosaur, but I'm relevant!"

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Phillipe Blond has really got the chops--and the choppers

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Amanda in her condom couture. If I wore it, I'd just look like a big scumbag. Photo by Tom + Lorenzo.


Illustration: EWALT


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4 comments
AnnaSui
AnnaSui

The Blonds are very out!

The same bad clothing over and over. Every season the same crap! 

They had their 15 minutes. 

Really? I cannot understand why they are still around. They don't sell their clothing anywhere. 

 

 

Fashion_Police
Fashion_Police

It is a shame the clothes were tragic. They look like drag costumes and not REAL fashion. I was there too. The crowd is always interesting. But it's sad the clothes are just not a sellable product. It's always the same stuff every season. They seem to be a one note act. The clothes are just tired.

blissbaby
blissbaby

I'm loving this as well. Hot stuff.

jackson30
jackson30 topcommenter

I'm amazed. I need to go out more.

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