Would You Trust A Man In A Wig This Bad?

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I wouldn't even buy a used car from him, let alone political wisdom.

But maybe it's not a toupee after all.

It's possible a raccoon simply collapsed on his head and he's leaving it there till spring, just in case it's still alive and might bite.

I searched online for some confirmation on the whole matter and only got this:

"Does Chuck Norris wear a wig?

No, the wig wears him."

Good answer!

But either way, at least Clint Eastwood proudly sports whatever's left of his own ratty hair--and he still has a career!

Still, what's up with old former action stars who went from vigilante heroes to tormentors of the oppressed?

With weird hair.

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Clint Eastwood, Chair-man of the bored

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19 comments
asa199011
asa199011

i think you are right!

---www.lordhair.com

littlelynx04-blog
littlelynx04-blog

It's not the wig that I don't trust.  It's the empty vacuous space below it where his brain should be.

meiguobaba
meiguobaba

UpChuck's a fiscal conservative. He buys those things by the case at Costco.

RobertAllenFirth
RobertAllenFirth

Politicians and bad actors have never been known for having Good Hair.

nostradavid
nostradavid

Chuck is such a manly man that he let his atrophy wife say the "1,000 years of darkness"  line. Over-the-hill action stars usually don't parade around in the light of day. Chuck was Buckapee's biggest endorsement in the primaries, and it didn't seem to help.

vito33
vito33

A favorite of the Foxazoids, along with other knowledgeable political pundits like Larry Gatlin and the Cable Guy. 

RaulPumpkin
RaulPumpkin

@mikeymusto "The wig wears him." hmmmm...one would think any self-respecting toupee would have better taste.

monsieurpatric
monsieurpatric

Man/child types the likes of Mister Norris likely would have been happiest had they lived in another land in a previous century.  A central Irish hamlet sounds about right as they'd not be challenged in needing to learn a second language.

MSpeer
MSpeer

He's had a bad hairpiece since I saw him in passing giving a karate demonstration at the Livingston Mall in New Jersey back in 1978. What gives?

 

And the answer is no, I would not trust a man with a wig like that.

jayschiavone
jayschiavone

Bad wig on a rightwing maniac?  Let's not forget Rand Paul.  And can anyone explain how it is that Mark Zuckerberg can't afford a decent hair appliance?

akakarenwilson
akakarenwilson

@mikeymusto 1,000 Years of Darkness would be attending a Chuck Norris Film Festival.

dramadessa
dramadessa

@mikeymusto haha! Hilarious...Dang it, Chuck!

CLoudNYNE
CLoudNYNE

@mikeymusto no, nor would I take political advice from someone who doesn't have to think about paying their next months' bills.

CLoudNYNE
CLoudNYNE

@mikeymusto no, nor nor would I take political advice from someone who doesn't have to think about paying their next months' bills.

SouthernDave
SouthernDave

Poor Ol'  Thangs!

 

That first picture of Norris looks like somebody who hangs out under an overpass with a cardboard sign.

 

As for Eastwood, champion of the common man (there's a laugh), he sold out shamefully. Just wants to hang onto his money like all those other zillionaires.

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