"You're The Top" Composer Was The World's Biggest Bottom

Categories: Gaaaaayyyyyy

It's no surprise that Cole Porter was the king of oral receiving.

Anyone who pens "You're The Top" is obviously screaming out the fact that he's gonna be on his knees real soon.

But I had no idea just how de-lovely and de-voted the classic songwriter's passion for oral was.

According to that Scotty Bowers book Full Service, "He could easily suck off twenty guys, one after another.

"And he always swallowed.

"There are many people, both male and female, who really enjoy the taste of semen.

"Porter was one of them."

He simply adored male genitals, especially when he could look them in the shaft and sing "I've got you under my skin."

In fact, Bowers once took nine of his best looking hustlers over to Porter's place and he did them all like gangbusters.

And swallowed.

Gosh, I'm not sure why that scene wasn't included in Night and Day, the 1946 biopic about Porter, starring Cary Grant (who's also in Bowers' book, by the way).

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awwwww, dude... you just totally ruined 'anything goes' for me..


when your legs are useless,

bottom is best.


Makes me wonder what Mister Porter meant with "Don't Fence Me In"?   "...with starry skies above..."   And, typically crooned by a guy or gal sounding like a cowboy.  Certainly there is community information on Porter code.


@mikeymusto omfg this was hilarious !


But when the thermometer goes way up

And the weather is sizzling hot,

Mister GOB for his squab,

A marine for his queen,

A G.I. for his cutie-pie is not.

Cause it's too too too darn hot.