Here's What Merch Different Broadway Shows Should Sell

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Enough with the T-shirts and mugs. How many can one tourist really ever need?

I've decided what the following Broadway shows should be really be hawking:


Spider-Man: Turn off The Dark: Raid


Wicked: Green paint remover


Glengarry Glen Ross. Crummy real estate


Annie: Fright wigs, googoo eyes, and a dog that knows its cues


Evita: Shoes. Yes, I know that was Imelda, but still.


Nice Work If You Can Get It: A job


Mary Poppins: A spoonful of something hallucinogenic.


The Book of Mormon: An extra wife.


Scandalous: The Life and Trials of Aimee Semple McPherson: A soul.


Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf: A glass of "bergin"


The Performers: Lube and hand towels.


All right, I stole that last one from the Broadwayworld chat board.

Maybe I need to go to the Aimee Semple McPherson show and buy a soul.


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blissbaby
blissbaby

Grease: grease

 

Sweeney Todd: meat pies

SavannahMontgomery
SavannahMontgomery

RENT: A lease on life.

TWO GOVERNOR'S - Chris Christie dolls.

JERSEY BOYS - Sandy "Situations"

 

 

 

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