Let's Create The Worst Celeb Family Imaginable! Play Along!

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Here's the worst-case scenario:


Your father is Michael Lohan.

Your mother is Joan Crawford.

Your brother is Jermaine Jackson.

Your sister is LaToya Jackson.

Your uncles are Charlie Sheen and Pete Doherty.

Your aunts are Dionne Warwicke and Tan Mom.

Your grandmother is Mrs. Robinson.

Your grandfather is Jerry Sandusky.

Your godmother is Sarah Palin.

Your godfather is Robert Kardashian.


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13 comments
ladybug9
ladybug9

Dionne not only had that fraudulent psychic friends network, she had a misguided, scammy AIDS charity that Musto was at the forefront of blowing the whistle on. After an investigation, she then wasn't allowed to pursue it in the States, thankfully. Her crappy memoirs whitewashed Whitey's current state and her appearing on the reality show cements her status as a letch/nightmare.

FredsterNYC
FredsterNYC topcommenter

You're dad is Mel Gibson and you're a Black, Gay, Jew.

Used2BMelinda9
Used2BMelinda9 topcommenter

Is Dionne Warwick a bad person? Is it because she fronted for Miss Cleo and the psychic friends? Because she likes to fire one up sometimes? Was a bitch on Celebrity Apprentice?

RobertAllenFirth
RobertAllenFirth topcommenter

.... and everyone in your family is Mormon and you're the only gay person.

exackerly
exackerly topcommenter

Your son is Brooke Astor's son. Your sister is Baby Jane, I mean Bette Davis...

MrSexyBlueEyez
MrSexyBlueEyez

Your nannies are Paris Hilton and Britney Spears

crescentmelissa
crescentmelissa

This is epic, thanks Mr. Musto!  I have a new game to play now.

FLaKeyBS
FLaKeyBS

@mikeymusto You’ve got it pretty well covered! I was hoping you could get Rush or Chris Christie in there, but they can be the family cars.

jackson30
jackson30

Especially if your next door neighbors are OJ and the Ramseys.

jackson30
jackson30

Help!!!! I don't want to live!!!!

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