"President Mitt Romney"

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Say it loud and it's like car exhaust spraying.

Say it soft and it's almost like braying.

Mitt Romney...

We just got a Prez named Mitt Romney....

OK, let me not offend Sondheim one more second.

It's just that, while it's "the most horrible sound I've ever heard," we'd better get used to it just in case a possible reality becomes an alarmingly definite nightmare.

I find that prepping myself for a horror always makes it go down a little bit easier if and when it actually happens.

In fact, I always think of myself as a year older than I really am, so when my birthday comes around, it isn't nearly as painful.

I've been thinking of myself as that ungodly age all year long!

I might even start thinking of myself as 90, so I'll be in calm, accepting spirits for quite some time.

So keep singing "President Romney" to yourself.

It's for your own good.

It'll buffet the blow (if it indeed blows).

It'll enable you to go easier into that bad night.


And what the heck, here's another ditty, to the tune of "Suddenly Seymour":

President Romney

He terrified me

He don't even notice

That I want my rights

President Romney can't see that inside me

Is a Big Bird that's crying

While wearing pink tights

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The nightmare will be ENDING, when this totally incompetent fraud, this obamanation, this Manchurian candidate is thrown out of the White House.

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Yeah. Despite the sometime Bush-like policies, we've benefited from four years of Obama. He ended DADT. Refused to defend DOMA. Pushed thru Lily Ledbetter. We "stepped back from the abyss" and avoided the Great Depression of the Aughts. Obama is far from perfect but the truth is that we owe him a lot. Nevertheless, prepare yourselves for what a mere three weeks ago was almost unthinkable.


If this happens, I'll be singing "What Kind of Fool Am I?" from Stop the World, I Want to Get Off.


If Romney is elected, the people who vote for him will get what they deserve -- shit on a stick.  The only down-side is, the rest of us will get it too.


I hear your voice, it's like an angel sighing

I have no choice, I hear your voice

Feels like flying

I close my eyes, oh God I think I'm falling

Out of the sky, I close my eyes

Heaven help me

~ Madge


If, in a fortnight from today, I do not wake up with Obama Still Being President, than I can assure you all that I shall be waking up in Central Booking for something JUST DREADFUL.


I know you guys want Obama to win and for that reason, I'll vote for him even though I've been told that being from Connecticut, my vote doesn't matter. But to me, Obama's been strangely similar to his predecessor. The whole thing is rotten to the core.


IF the unthinkable should happen, we should immediately start scoping out Canada.


My friend Phyllis Amaryllis suggested Australia, but wailed, "I don't want a dingo eatin' my grandbaby!"



@mikeymusto t Mitt Romney,My Dear Im Afraid You're Up for Elimination,The Time Has Come for you to Lip Sink 4 your Life!


"Say it loud and it's like car exhaust spraying," lol.


LOVE your Suddenly Seymour riff. it should be his campaign theme.