Sacha Baron Cohen Is Doing The Lesbian
Relax, it's a movie.
The comic provocateur has seized on the recent real-life story of the wealthy Hong Kong freak who offered a $65 million dowry to any man who can successfully seduce his lesbian daughter into a straight marriage.
Deep-seated homophobia has never had so much money behind it!
(What a fool. The truth is, most of us would have nailed and hooked the girl for only 50 million.)
Anyway, I'm sure Sacha will make hilarious mincemeat out of the whole sad saga.
And I bet it's followed by The Lesbian II: The Ex-Gay Movement Doesn't Work.