The Last Married Couple In Show Biz Is Splitting
After 30 years of marriage and three kids, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are my final hope that there's a show biz family unit that will be here forever.
I mean somebody's got to stay married amidst all the domestic uncertainty in Hollywood, and lord knows those two are a solid fit from their tiny heads down to their adorable little feet.
But what's this???
What on earth could be behind this infernal rift between pixies?
Is there another woman?
An extra man?
Did Rhea get high heels?
Is she jealous that The Lorax was such a big hit?
Is Danny threatened that she's in an upcoming movie about a 38-year-old paraplegic who hires Helen Hunt to deflower his virginity?
As soon as I find out, I'll tell you.