A Complete History Of Gerbiling So Far
Why am I not surprised that when a writer was recently pursuing a piece on the history of gerbil-shoving, they turned to yours truly for quotes and insight?
And I was thrilled, especially since the resulting article refers to my "landmark gossip column"!
Jane Hu did the piece for the Awl, investigating the genesis of the Richard Gere rumor while getting to the bottom--as it were--of the truths and myths surrounding the rodent-rectum divide and whether people really like to break it down with such gleeful abandon.
Read it, learn it, and then promptly wipe it from your consciousness or you might start slipping in conversation and saying stuff like, "Have you ever seen An Officer and a Gerbilman?"