"Butt Chugging" Is Sweeping The Nation

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So I learned from Justin Sayre, the raconteur who does a live, gay variety show called The Meeting.

At last night's show at the Duplex, Sayre explained that "butt chugging" involves shoving an alcohol-drenched rag up someone's orifice.

[AUTHOR'S INTERJECTION:

More often, it's a tube or a hose, but a rag works too. This back-door approach gets the booze into the blood stream more quickly than the usual method. Your butt is your portal to instant intoxication. Don't try it at home.]

And Sayre said this has become a sort of ironic development.

"You used to have to get a straight guy drunk so you could put something up his ass," he noted.

"Now straight guys are putting things up their ass so they'll get drunk!"


It's called skipping the middle man!


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10 comments
obeyvonlmo
obeyvonlmo

This sounds like the vodka-tampon-for-guys craze. It's much safer for the frat boys to beer duche.

FredsterNYC
FredsterNYC

I knew someone who was anti drug but used to do "booty bumps" Which is doing coke with your asshole. Um...

Alex-Geana
Alex-Geana

Vice had one of their correspondants try this new craze. MM, have you thought about convincing someone to report their experience, just for educational reasons of course. :-)

SavannahMontgomery
SavannahMontgomery

Oh my, I made an amyl reference before reading this...and no, I did it the regular way...waaay back then.

at.MartinNYID
at.MartinNYID

Good interjection...a kid died of this a week or so ago. Seriously, we've lost too many to autoasphyxiation and now this...don't do it.

ladybug9
ladybug9

In the old days, gays sucked on amyl rags. Now straights shove them up their ass? What a world.

SavannahMontgomery
SavannahMontgomery

 @at.MartinNYID I know...that auto asphyxiation thing was "new" back in the late '70's when I was in college in Michigan,...then came "smack on the asshole" (which is why I remember the lyrics to a certain song in "Jerry Springer: The Musical", incorrectly)...and the 'weird'-er part was, it was mostly 'straight' boys who did it.

SavannahMontgomery
SavannahMontgomery

 @at.MartinNYID LOL!! I just realized that I "owned up to and lied about my age at the same time!  I graduated in the late '70's  [insert that Soundheim song]

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