Jerry Lewis Wants To Be Gay!
I recently went to see comic legend Jerry Lewis get honored by the SASS Foundation for Medical Research at a Tribeca banquet that mixed solemnity with shtick.
On the way in, a reporter remarked to Jerry that he'd accomplished so much in his career--acting, singing, writing, directing--and wondered, "What's left for you?'
Replied Jerry, "I want to be gay!"
He then gestured to all the men standing around him and cracked, "These can be my boyfriends!"
Jerry can start the ex-straight movement.