My Beautiful New Fruit-&-Veggie Doll Collection!

Categories: Musto on Musto

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Photo: Anita Sarko
Yes, I'd cleaned out all the clutter and sworn off kitsch for life, but then I spotted these fruit-and-vegetable-themed singing dolls in a wholesale store's window and gushed about them to a friend, Erzen Krivca (the filmmaker husband of radio star Anita Sarko).

I nearly started shrieking with delight and making a scene; these nutritious little darlings were that desirable!

And he started tracking them down in retail places all over the globe and getting them for me, dutifully dropping them off one by one!

I felt like Angelina as a procession of little babies was delivered to my door for me to cuddle, nurture, love, and exploit.

First there was the eggplant girl, then a sort of ducky one, then the beauteous watermelon doll, then a strawberry head, and finally, a pineapple princess.

My life was complete (see below) and then came the pear doll! (See above.)

Now it's beyond complete!

And if you push their buttons, they sing in some exotic language--dainty ditties about cupcakes and cutting the cheese and all types of other important issues of the day.

In fact, each one seems to sing in a different language. One sounds Spanish, one Korean, one English, one gibberish, and so on, till you just can't take any more cuteness.

With a bevy of beauties like these, I am hopelessly hooked on clutter all over again.

Help!

Which reality show do I call?

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Photo: Erzen Krivca


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14 comments
lynseyboyle
lynseyboyle

These are dangerous my friend, I have sent you an email, I hope that you haven't been exposed to them for too long and they have been kept well away from any children , sadly they need destroyed safely , please do not throw in the bin, they need to be handled with due care and attention and incinerated. They are absolute beauties though, I hope you are all OK, I am not a troll but a concerned passer by , kindest regards

nostradavid
nostradavid

"Devolving Into A Preteen Girl & Loving It!" with Michael Musto 

amber.becton
amber.becton

I'm surprised the kitsch-less life lasted so long! Welcome back!!!

marilynlastman
marilynlastman

Collection Intervention. Great show. People spend all their money on Star Wars figures to find out they're worth zip, but, hey, we'll give you $3 for the box. 

ERZEN
ERZEN

@mikeymusto It was either the dolls or dinner I thought you'd like the dolls over a bowl of pasta there's still more to come...

suburbanoinker
suburbanoinker

Yes, there should be "Kitsch Hoarders" or just "Collectors".

Used2BMelinda9
Used2BMelinda9

Re: Hoarders: There's a difference between having collections of objects and having your home buried under strata of garbage and dead animals.

suburbanoinker
suburbanoinker

There should be a show about people who hoard cute stuff like this, not just people who can't throw away Popsicle sticks.

Used2BMelinda9
Used2BMelinda9

Congratulation on your sextuplets - is there a reality show in your future?

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