I'm Picking Mr. Paddles Tonight In Chelsea!

Categories: Gaaaaayyyyyy

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Someone's going to get whacked tonight, and they definitely want it, so bring it on.

And apparently they want it extra hard because along with the paddling there could be a crowning!

Yes, Mr. Paddles--representing the hard-hitting Chelsea establishment--is being selected tonight, and I'm one of the judges.

Maybe someday they'll combine this with Miss America and we can tell homophobic Miss California contestants to bend over and take it.

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