Rent Boy...The Musical Is Coming

And I bet a lot of old men in trench coats will line up for tickets.

It's a stage show filled with actors playing singing and dancing escorts, and it'll be heading to NYC in March, where I bet they charge by the hour.

I'm not sure yet what this musical will provide in terms of grand theater, but they do already have a great slogan in place:

"Everyone on stage is for sale!"

And for a logo, maybe they can play around with the above one, thereby getting instant Pulitzer prize pedigree.

Nah, maybe not.