Rent Boy...The Musical Is Coming
Yes, something called Rent Boy...The Musical is apparently really going to happen, unlike Rebecca the Musical.
And I bet a lot of old men in trench coats will line up for tickets.
It's a stage show filled with actors playing singing and dancing escorts, and it'll be heading to NYC in March, where I bet they charge by the hour.
I'm not sure yet what this musical will provide in terms of grand theater, but they do already have a great slogan in place:
"Everyone on stage is for sale!"
And for a logo, maybe they can play around with the above one, thereby getting instant Pulitzer prize pedigree.
Nah, maybe not.