The World's Largest Phallus

Categories: Art

Miami Beach, March 2006 008.jpg
No, it's not Liam Neeson's.

It's the gigantic Swarovksi golden penis that's firmly lodged in the World Erotic Art Museum in Miami's South Beach, where people line up to admire it, stroke it, and even pose with it.

Of course, the truly jaded are looking at it and going, "Eh. I've had better."

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farmboyz
farmboyz

I do believe that's the Countess Bedelia (Maureen Stanton) sitting on that dick.

bethesda
bethesda

It certainly wasn't Vincent Price.

SouthernDave
SouthernDave

Isn't there a story about actress Coral Browne encountering a similiarly sized member and saying,"Nobody I know, darling."

SavannahMontgomery
SavannahMontgomery topcommenter

Y'all wrong...that's the Mme Tussaud's replica of "Biggus Dickus" from the Monty Pythons flicks.

SavannahMontgomery
SavannahMontgomery topcommenter

Now we know why "Oscar©" is so small, but heavy.

bethesda
bethesda

But I do love that lucky lady sitting on it and posing!

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