Expressions I Don't Want To Hear In 2013

Categories: Advice

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For the new year, let's ban the following utterances, especially when they're aimed at me.


"Old!"

"Tired!"

"Fat bastard!"

"Paunchy perv!"

"Bad taste!"

"Yawn!"

"Idiot! Moron! Idiotic Moron!"

"Your opinion is wrong!"

"Irrelevant!"

"Conflicted and self loathing!"


Kindly scrap all of those words from your lexicon in our daily dealings.

If you want to aim them at a Gay Republican, however....

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3 comments
RobertAllenFirth
RobertAllenFirth

"Trending."  

To illiterate web editors out there who have made popular this word (I'm looking at you, Yahoo!):  "Quit verbing your nouns!"

Thank you.  ;-)

ladybug9
ladybug9

"Paunchy perv" has a ring to it. I know several people I might aim it at.

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