Help Me Think Of A New Name For Myself For 2013

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With every new year, I grant myself a new appellation, just to mix things up and scare people a little.

Last year it was Joyce Purnick, but that didn't stick.

So this year I want something as catchy as a disease, but much more fun.

Here are the choices:


Harriet Turtletaub

Hal "Soup Dumplings" Weinraub

Crack Bitch

DJ Princess Puffer

Jiminy "Da Man" Jenkins

Sir Jordan Almonds

Pumpkin Spice Latte Rockefeller III

Dennis Appointment

R. Leakage

Libby Libby Libby

Featuring Janelle Monae

MC Atticus Fingers

Lady Dolph Marmelstein

Samantha Barks

Joyce Purnick Jr.


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12 comments
ladybug9
ladybug9

According to Facebook, he's already settled on Libby Libby von Libby Marmelstein Mellencamp.

SouthernDave
SouthernDave

I don't particularly like any of those.

How about "Cinderella Battistella," the name of a show I co-wrote?

It would honor your glittering transformation and your heritage.

My collaborators were Bob Bruce and the late composer Fred Palmisano.

nostradavid
nostradavid

Jiminy is a good first name - try it with Crickette.

SavannahMontgomery
SavannahMontgomery

I''m liking the mashup..."Harriet (or Joyce) Turtletaub St. Dennis" (hyphen optional)

blissbaby
blissbaby

Harriet Turtletaub is growing on me.

TripAffleck
TripAffleck

well, Lady Dolph Marmelstein, of course.

CafeMuscato
CafeMuscato like.author.displayName 1 Like

I was all for "Libby Libby Libby" (possibly with one or more exclamation marks, a la Toni! Tony! Tone! or whatever that was, until I saw the genius that is "Joyce Purnick, Jr."

jackson30
jackson30 topcommenter

Definitely "Featuring Jonelle Monae".

blissbaby
blissbaby

It's a tie between Hal "Soup Dumplings" Weinraub and Dennis Appointment.

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