Lance Armstrong: "I Didn't Do It..."

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"I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it...."

All right, I did it."

That's the line of slow-boiling mendacity-shaking we've had to listen to for years, when Lance could have just skipped the middle man--you know, the liar--and just started out with "I did it."

Hey, Lance. I happen to be a very successful cyclist myself. I depend on my bike for my career, and I use it with dignity, truth, and pride.

And I only drink an occasional diet soda!

LEARN IT.

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Used2BMelinda9
Used2BMelinda9 topcommenter

All day I've been hearing about his new 'media strategy'. Good luck with that, dude. You should've just saved the money you paid to the agency because it's not going to work.

bethesda
bethesda

Well, yes, seems like Lance committed perjury, but he's far from the only one.

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