Stop Bathroom Odors Before They Even Happen!

Categories: Advice

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Everything happens quicker nowadays, including air fresheners.

In the case of Poo-Pourri, it goes to work before you've even done your business!

It's basically a pre-emptive strike against the unaesthetic aromas that often fill the john, but it supposedly starts fighting the stench before the stench hath even stenched things up.

Says the description: "PooPourri is not a chemical cover up!

"Based on aromatherapy principles, a squirt or two into the bowl forms a protective layer of essential oils that prevents nasty smells from showing up in the first place.

"With Poo-Pourri, husbands, wives, coworkers, roommates--even kids--can do their business while smelling like a rose. Or lemongrass or jasine or..."

Start squirting it now--for protection.

I might even squirt some onto the computer in case my next column stinks.

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9 comments
supremebath
supremebath

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SavannahMontgomery
SavannahMontgomery topcommenter

Actually, one of my old household mail-order catalogs, (think, a "slightly more upscale Lillian Hellman") had a product like this..

Hmmm... a "pre- BM, BP oil slick"...with "back-splash" benefits!


(but you saw that poo joke coming, didn't you)

nostradavid
nostradavid topcommenter

Tommy Toilet sez: "Don't forget to wipe your ass, folks!"

blissbaby
blissbaby

It's actually called Poo-Pourri????

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