Super Bowl Gospel Celebration Will Be Filled With Homophobes

Categories: Gaaaaayyyyyy

This weekend's Super Bowl festivities will be a competitive celebration of tight ends and wide receivers mixed with heavy doses of God-fearing hate and loathing.

Queerty has the story about tomorrow night's Super Bowl Gospel Celebration, a star-studded lollapalooza with a dazzling lineup of bigoted singers, rappers, and pastors.

Bishop Paul S. Morton (above)--who will appear--is the guy who made the lovely comment, "You don't try to put two plugs or two sockets together."

No, dear, that's why a top always looks for a bottom!

He also remarked about the society-threatening phenomenon whereby older women constantly attack younger ones and force them into their "lifestyle."

Sounds like he's been watching The Killing of Sister George a little too often.

Anyway, I'll stick to the half-time show, as usual.

Beyonce, don't fail me, lady.

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(Re the Super Bowl Gay-la, how come anti-gay Culliver needs "re-education" but pro-gay Ayanbadejo - an in-your-face promoter for the gay 3 percent of the population - doesn't? Saw the following on the web.)

        America becoming a Nightmare-ica !
Jesus stated in Luke 17 that just before His return to earth as Judge, two big "crazes" will happen worldwide at the same time: (1) insane violence ("days of Noah"), and (2) outrageous sexual perversion ("days of Lot" - see Gen. 19). Aren't beheadings, cannibalism, and school shootings violent? And what's more perverted than a mob trying to rape LITERAL angels (see Gen. 19 again)?! So, America, keep spitting on the God named in all 50 state constitutions. But you'd better duck when He spits back!! (PS - For a bigger enchilada, Google "when DIVERSITY becomes PERVERSITY.")


How full of shit this bastard is - especially considering the members of his congregation are unlikely even married in the first place - they just go out, have sex and have babies and don't even know the name of the man she had sex with.  Yea - I'm going to take lessons in morality from some son of a bitch who preaches to a room full of rapists, crooks, cons, men who think it's cool to beat up pregnant girls they have no intention of marrying - these black preachers need to fix their own shit in their own churches before saying one word to gay people about our lives.  If they're so against gay people then maybe our tax money which pays for many of their social assistance programs isn't good enough for them.  Let 'em pay for it themselves and watch how fast they come whimpering back.  Assholes.


Why is there a need for a gospel celabration for the super bowl?  Why must christians always ruin everything?


As my dear, devout father used to say, Morton "is so full of shit it's coming out his ears."