Which Animals Are The Sexiest?

Categories: Open Questions

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You'd have to be sick not to think this trim, feisty gazelle was totally hawt!
For years, we've had to listen to that lame argument, "If we have gay marriage, what next...marrying your pet?"

No, haters. Same-sex marriage keeps things within the same species--unlike a lot of your own relationships.

But let's just go along with the stupidity for some wacky fun, and figure which animals would make the best spouses, if we were forced to enter the wildlife dating pool. Here are your choices:

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Face it. We've all dated a few pigs in our lives.

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I'm just wild about wildebeests. And I hear they're pretty versatile.

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A black panther. Once you've had one, there's no turning back.

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Whether you call it a chevrotain or a mouse deer, this darling creature has a come-hither look that's well nigh irresistible. Call me definitely!

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This giraffe is pretty alluring, though kissing's obviously out of the question.

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Nothing makes me hotter than a tasty piece of lamb. Woof!

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Used2BMelinda9
Used2BMelinda9

Goats have unique eyes - the pupils are sideways.

SouthernDave
SouthernDave

I interviewed Edward Albee about his play, "The Goat, or Who is Sylvia?" and asked why he chose a goat as a love object.

"Have you ever looked into a goat's eyes?" he replied.

And where would a city boy like Albee find a goat?

"Petting zoos! he said merrily.

And then there's the old limerick, which has been trotted out in a variety of versions:

"There was a young gaucho called Bruno

Who said, 'There is one thing I do know.

A sheep is just fine.

A young man divine

But a llama us Numero Uno.,"

Guest
Guest

I've heard that bears make good spouses.

blissbaby
blissbaby

A horse is a horse, of course, of course...

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