Audrey Hepburn Is The New Galaxy Chocolate Girl

Categories: Celebs

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This seems odd for a couple of reasons:

(1) She's dead, no?

(2) Audrey always seemed like more of a celery sticks and champagne kind of gal, not a chocolate-smeared oinkette.

And yet she got the gig, so suddenly everyone's idea of breakfast at Tiffany's will be a big old messy box of truffles.

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5 comments
exackerly
exackerly

She ate chocolate every day! Says some article on the web that I'm too lazy to link to.

nostradavid
nostradavid topcommenter

Folks in the United States of Obesity need the fantasy that fat pills can make you skinny.

SouthernDave
SouthernDave

Everybody makes more money after they're dead.

bethesda
bethesda

The poor thing must be rolling in her urn.

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