Famed Power Couple Boffing In The Pool

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A great source tells me that workers and/or busy bodies were shooed away from the pool area of Miami Beach's Standard Hotel recently by emphatic security people.

Turns out it was because a glamour couple was doing it in the wa-wa.

Not just Showgirls stuff. Beyond.

The couple, if you must know, consisted of Chelsea Handler and her man, Andre Balasz.

And I feel it's perfectly OK. He owns the place.

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Photos by David Shankbone for Wikipedia.


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billyjoe
billyjoe

Forget the sex. Most people reading this are more aroused by Balasz's Alpha-ness at taking control with the snap of his finger.

Used2BMelinda9
Used2BMelinda9

Classy. Pretty sure he has at least one private pool. What if they want to do it in the lobby? Will people have to wait outside till they're done?

guest
guest

I would think the 'emphatic security people' let her assistant Chuy stay so he could pat them dry afterwards and offer them the obligatory cigarettes.

jonnyonenote
jonnyonenote

Nah, she was in the pool getting her hair bleached.

jackson30
jackson30

I love gossip like this. Good for them for being human.

SavannahMontgomery
SavannahMontgomery

" emphatic security people"

...as in "Nothing to see here!"  She can't even write, right? But she thinks telling drunk stories are...cutting edge?

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