I'm On The Out Most Eligible Bachelors List
The funny thing is, they didn't even have to ask if I was still single.
They just assumed it when they asked me if I had a head shot to supply for the slide show, and lordy were they right!
I'm so alone!
But at #43 on the list, I feel way more accepted.
And who are the other 99 lonely gays?
Kidding. Here's the link.