I'm Procurable On Ebay with Divine!
You can take home legendary drag star Divine and myself by simply purchasing this reasonably priced photo brimming with glamour and rage.
I was thrilled to be in the presence of Divvy--it was the night she was making a musical appearance at a place called F Sharp--and so I made the suitably punky, existential, eye-rolling expression that I knew would impress her.
And I wasn't even trying!
You have to love this slice of old-school LGBT club chic, with all the trimmings.
And if you don't? Well, eat shit!