"It's Miss Stritch! Could You Get The Name Right, Please?"

Categories: Theater

That's Broadway legend Elaine Stritch's first line in the teaser for her documentary So Shoot Me, and it's just what we want from her:

Colorful, cantankerous correctitude.

Her other Stritch-isms emitted in this angsty-packed sampler:

"Are you crazy? This is your fault!"

"Wish I could fucking drive, then I'd really be a menace."

And "Oh, come on! Oh, it's the cops. I'll limp."

I'll let you find the urination line for yourself. Here's the link.

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