Let's Turn Some Recent Films Into Porn Titles

Categories: Film

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It's a tasteless game, but one that might provide a few dark laffs. I'll start:


Zero Dark Dirty

21 Hump Street

The Porn Legacy

This is 40 Inches

Bitch Perfect

Underwear Awakening

This Means Whore

Cock of Ages

Bitchcock

Life of Clam Pi

Snow White and the Cuntsman

Les Jizzerables


And there are three titles that don't even need to be changed:

The Package

Frankenweenie

And A Good Day To Die Hard

Can you top those, as it were?

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CafeMuscato
CafeMuscato

Jack Reacher hardly needs it, but one can improve it into Jack Reacharound...

ladybug9
ladybug9

What To Expect When You're Infecting.

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