Strippers, Topless Transsexuals, And Club Kids: Where To Find Them
This week's column is a rollicking romp through the wacky world of New York after dark.
Step up and see the attractions:
A woman who can lay on her stomach and lick her own toes. (Think about it.)
A transsexual who shakes her orbs at the slightest provocation, thereby lighting up the room--literally.
A parade of clubbies dressed like earthlings, just to mix up their looks.
It's all in there, and I'll even tell you where to go to gawk at them in person and whether you'll have to dance around the bottle-service tables to get closer to the action.
But be kind. If you feel like throwing stuff at them, make it Mac cosmetics.