Things A Homosexual Probably Shouldn't Say On Valentine's Day

Categories: Advice

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Mike Diamond lays them all out for you.

Stuff like "Why is a nice boy like you sitting on a face like this?"

And "My new sex position is possum style. I just lay there."

But let me not give it all away.

Trust me. If you've filled your Russell Stover heart with prescription pills, then you will definitely think this "love hangover" is a riot.

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6 comments
nammer
nammer

that's great...especially the Fashion Styling by Tina Knowles...

miko00
miko00

Truvada in a heart.

miko00
miko00 like.author.displayName 1 Like

Sadly, I HAVE dated possums...

SavannahMontgomery
SavannahMontgomery like.author.displayName 1 Like

@miko00 ...me too...and then he said it was "great"...and wondered why I ignored the phone number exchange....my line, "I'll see ya when I see ya."

blissbaby
blissbaby

Glad he didn't say "hunty". Or did he? I forget already.

bethesda
bethesda topcommenter

Loved it, he's funny.

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