What Would Lourdes' Book About Her Mother Be Titled?
Categories: Madonna
Assuming she sat down one day and wrote a scathing recollection a la Shirley MacLaine's daughter, Sachi Parker.
I bandied this around on Facebook yesterday, and my pals came up with some real goodies:
Live To Tell All
La Isla Ain't Bonita
Rescue Me
What It Feels Like For a Daughter
This Didn't Used To Be My Playground
Neurotica
But I've got a few hot suggestions of my own:
Mama Don't Preach
Oh Mother
Like a Parent
Borderline
Where's The Potty?
Kabbalah My House
Lourdes' Prayer
Madge of Honor
Ciccone Bras
Any other bright ideas, folks? Make it sale-able.
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