What Would Lourdes' Book About Her Mother Be Titled?

Categories: Madonna

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Assuming she sat down one day and wrote a scathing recollection a la Shirley MacLaine's daughter, Sachi Parker.

I bandied this around on Facebook yesterday, and my pals came up with some real goodies:

Live To Tell All

La Isla Ain't Bonita

Rescue Me

What It Feels Like For a Daughter

This Didn't Used To Be My Playground

Neurotica


But I've got a few hot suggestions of my own:

Mama Don't Preach

Oh Mother

Like a Parent

Borderline

Where's The Potty?

Kabbalah My House

Lourdes' Prayer

Madge of Honor

Ciccone Bras


Any other bright ideas, folks? Make it sale-able.

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miles46
miles46

Like a Purgin'

Dress You Down

Causing a Cold Mo Shun

candy
candy

Mom's got a hairy Secret

blissbaby
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Hag in a Black Lather Jacket

bethesda
bethesda topcommenter

C Word Dearest

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