Gay Twink In Hell's Kitchen: "I'm A Business Professional!"
That's what the guy said when drag star Peppermint brought him up from the audience during her "Pep Factor Show" at Hardware bar.
"What do you do?" asked Peppermint.
"I'm a business professional," he answered, weirdly.
"Really? Me too!" exclaimed Peppermint with a twinkle. "So you went to the agency?"
"Yeah," he replied.
"But what kind of business professional are you, exactly?" asked Peppermint.
"An actor," he replied.
"So which restaurant do you work at?" came the sensible next question.
"Outback Steakhouse in Chelsea," he answered without pause.
More laughs--especially when that led to jokes about Bare-back Steakhouse.
And then Peppermint sang her new song, "Dollars In My Titties," while urging us to let it rain singles all up and down her cleavage.
Hey, it may not have been a night at the Metropolitan Opera House, but it was cherce--and that's coming from a business professional.