If Pink Married Bobby Seale...

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She'd be Pink Panther.

If Courtney Love married the Hertz Rent-a-car guy, she'd be Courtney Love Hertz.

If Sandra Oh married Karen O, she'd be Sandra Oh-O.

If Frank Ocean married Wilson Cruz, he'd be Frank Ocean Cruz.

If Stacy Keibler married Will Ferrell, she'd be Stacy Keibler-Elf.

If Patty Duke married Jonathan Cake, she'd be Patty Cake.

If Bebe Neuwirth married Tim Gunn, she'd be Bebe Gunn.

If Courteney Cox married Ed Lover, she'd be Courteney Cox Lover.

Come on, I'm on a roll--or at least a croissant.

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If Sandy Duncan married Gary Beach, she'd be...

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nostradavid
nostradavid topcommenter

If Krusty the Clown married Michael Musto, he'd be Krusto Musto.

bwaybill
bwaybill

Someone on Faceook wrote:

If Sheryl Lee Ralph married Ralph Lauren, she'd be Sheryl Lee Ralph Lauren.

bethesda
bethesda

If Latifah married George Clooney, she'd still be gay, lol.

SavannahMontgomery
SavannahMontgomery topcommenter

If Beyonce married P-Diddy...she'd be Beyonce Combss...now she's just FabeyonceZZZe...toss in the dryer.

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