If The Jurassic Park Dinosaurs Were Played By Humans...

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The dinos of Jurassic Park are coming back next month, this time in 3D, which makes me wonder: If they ever remade it with people as the creatures, who would get the roles? Here are my incredibly helpful suggestions.

As the velociraptor..

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As the brachiosaurus...

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As the tyrannosaurus...

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As the dilophosaurus...

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And in the key role of the triceratops...

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3 comments
nostradavid
nostradavid

Great casting ! Is your casting couch an antique, too? 

blissbaby
blissbaby

Including yourself was a very noble touch.

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