Jon Hamm: Stop Talking About My Privates!
"They're called privates for a reason," the Mad Men star tells Rolling Stone, perturbed at the wave of gossip reports about the way his giant Hamm often seems to show through his pants.
"When people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal," he moans.
"But whatever," Hamm adds, sensibly. "I guess it's better than being called out for the opposite."