My Apologies To Juliet Mills And Maxwell Caulfield

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When I started my column in the mid 1980s, I went overboard to try to be bratty and make waves, until quickly changing my tone and aiming mudballs only at the truly deserving.

Well, two of my early victims were Juliet Mills and Maxwell Caulfied, who were extremely visible together as a couple at many events in NYC, having married in 1980.

Juliet is part of a renowned acting dynasty (dad was Oscar winner John, sis is ex-child-star Hayley) and she was also known for her own projects on TV (Nanny and the Professor) and in movies (Billy Wilder's bittersweet Avanti!).

Maxwell is the hunky guy who was very often shirtless in films like Grease 2 and plays like Salonika, in which he lay completely naked on the beach as Jessica Tandy got hot flashes.

And somehow I decided that since Juliet was 18 years older than Maxwell, their union was corrupt and unsavory. When I wrote them up, I often took a creepy, disapproving tone, as if they were indulging in something opportunistic that should not be paraded around in public. What a prude I was!

This was way before cougar consciousness, and I wasn't sensitive enough to realize that two people who come together for whatever reasons should probably be celebrated, as long as they're happy. (An exception is the Calvin/Nick thing, which was not love-based IMHO, and which I knew would implode in a disturbing manner. What an unfashionable mess.)

Well, the Caulfields have now been married 33 years, and I have to say I'm sorry, Juliet and Maxwell.

As I've noted before, it's sometimes the couples who initially seem so wrong (Woody and Soon-Yi, Brad and Angelina) who turn out to be the keepers.

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margaretredhead
margaretredhead

I was a a teen when I recall having a crush on him and feeling so disgusted he was married to an "old lady".  lol well I just saw him in an episode of NCIS, and went quickly to google him, all those memories of my crush came flowing in. Wow.  Now I feel bad too cuz they are still married, and now I am old and alone. LOL

East11thNowinLA
East11thNowinLA

Oh Michael, I remember you well from those days--and we all forgive you--and ourselves! I must say, sitting with you for "Skidoo" and "The Big Cube" was one of the best experiences ever...

nostradavid
nostradavid topcommenter

Regrets from the past will help to shape a positive future.

mae.swazey
mae.swazey topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

And I'm sure you thought Juliet was Maxwell's beard.

tampontammy
tampontammy topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

How many 9th step amends left after this one?

msizelove
msizelove

is this a current pic of the couple?

ladybug9
ladybug9 like.author.displayName 1 Like

I LOVED Nanny and the Professor! (And always loved Maxwell too, naturally.)

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