The 50 Hottest Jewish Men On Earth

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Circumcision has never been so sexy.

This rundown chooses the 50 hottest, but I'll focus on the top eight, since--in the immortal words of Betty Buckley--eight is enough.

They are:


(8) Adam Garfield. The super-hot Spider-Man casts a wide web. I can only imaginarium what his Parnassus looks like.


(7) Adam Levine. I would enjoy being marooned with him, even if he only has five.


(6) Jake Gyllenhall. Half Swedish, half Jewish, all man.


(5) Ryan Braun. I don't know of anyone in sports, but I suddenly would like to.


(4) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I can't even think of a joke. I just love him. Such a dollface, bubbe.


(3) Yonata Wedman. So a model is hot looking! Big surprise! (I'm serious. A lot of them ain't really that cute.)


(2) James and Dave Franco. Hey, this half/Swedish/half Jewish thing really gets results. They should send millions of Jews to Sweden and force them to impregnate.


And the wiener...

(1) Boxing champ Ilya Grad (pictured above).

Woof. A total knockout. Oy.

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15 comments
fallflies
fallflies

Haha. Neither Franco nor Gyllenhaal are "half Swedish half Jewish". Gyllenhaal is 1/8th Swedish, and "half Jewish". Franco is 1/4 Swedish, and "half Jewish".

 The best looking Jewish actor has to be Logan Lerman, who is 0% Swedish and 100% Jewish. No one is better looking tham him, Jew or gentile.

Bare9er
Bare9er

If they,re not ethnic ''blooded'' jews, they,re not jewish.

(Ashkenazi) doesn,t count.

T.

eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

I want to see their German helmets.

bethesda
bethesda

No photos? There's something called a link, Martin. Have you not grasped how that works? It's very easy. As he states, the link has all 50.

MartinNYID
MartinNYID

no photos? haha Musto phoned this one in ;)

GUEST
GUEST

WHAT ABOUT???

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bwaybill
bwaybill

Am I the only one who's sick of looking at Adam Levine's naked body?

bethesda
bethesda

Like you, I am suddenly interested in athletes. Ilya Grad is a beaut!!

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