Get Ready For The "Breastaurant"

Categories: Food

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Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill, a chain eatery in Texas, has just registered the term "breastaurant."

No, that doesn't mean it's a place where you can openly breast feed at your table. (Though I'd have to check Texas law to see if maybe it does mean that.)

It refers to the fact that the waitresses are jiggly, bazoomy babes who bring your burgers in a way that might be called deluxe.

So if anyone else is even considering calling their place a breastaurant, back off. The term's taken.

But if you're somehow itchin' to call your restaurant Chesticle Shack, I believe that one's completely available.

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7 comments
eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

I hate to spoil the fun, but those are not Texas-sized hooters.

btezra
btezra

as expected, Texas leads the way in objectifying women and being as culturally developed as bag of rocks


please, secede from the Union, will ya Texas

btezra
btezra

as expected, Texas leads the way in objectifying women and being as culturally developed as bag of rocks


please, secede from the Union, will ya Texas

jonnyonenote
jonnyonenote

Once again, Texas is the leader in Red State Culture.

SavannahMontgomery
SavannahMontgomery

I'll wait for the inevitable "sexual harassment" suit when a waitress gets "stiffed".

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